lukehemmingssmut:

the difference between friends and best friends

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

eludednightmares:


You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

eludednightmares:

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You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

cactuseeds:

this is
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
moVING

cactuseeds:

this is

oh my god

didn’t even see it was

moVING

MetroStation Shake It
MetroStation
Shake It

nervous-times:

Now, if she touches like this

Will you touch her right back?

bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype

The commentary is so terrifyingly on point
#MemoriesOfAnExSceneBean

denchgang:

amoyed:

does coldplay still exist

yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

opod:

"The cable modem stopped flashing" pick your url now honey, you’ve found your spiritual home

wingedcounsellor:

caseps:

michaxl:

nickiminajvevo:

can anyone make this transparent for me pls?

image

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im sorry i made an alternate version

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(drag it)

WHAT THE FUCK

primadollly:

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

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crystallisinq:

dark-shade:

marydoyouwannasmoke:

r-o-s-e-p-e-t-a-l-s:

this looks way to perfect on my blog
and its transparent

This is the most calming gif I have ever seen

THIS LOOKS SO SICK ON MY BLOG

omgg

crystallisinq:

dark-shade:

marydoyouwannasmoke:

r-o-s-e-p-e-t-a-l-s:

this looks way to perfect on my blog

and its transparent

This is the most calming gif I have ever seen

THIS LOOKS SO SICK ON MY BLOG

omgg

memefuckery:

intellectualpizza:

memefuckery:

I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..

SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT

It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that