kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

1 day ago

majesty:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

1 day ago

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

2 days ago

kristinloveshcr:

compatible—weirdness.tumblr.com on We Heart It.
xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls
mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


this scares me a little

killbenedictcumberbatch:

*white guy shoots up jewish community center*
*kills 3 men*
*member of the kkk*
*yells ‘heil hitler’ before being apprehended by police*
"were still unclear on a motive for the suspect"

1 week ago

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

1 week ago

fandomsubtexteverywhere:

hauntednightvale:

dinglehoppersaplenty:

planetbmx:

longboarddocumentary:

Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets

Damn!

#friends don’t let friends get paralyzed

HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK

his teeth fucking shined
zellas:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

I actually woke up the hubby from laughing so fucking hard OMG!
the-unpopular-opinions:

There comes a point where some people should not have access to the internet. If you are this easily triggered and offended by things, just please do yourself a favor— call your internet provider and have them shut off your internet. It will save you a lot of money in the long run. The term “trigger” is so loosely thrown around now. Being offended by something does not make it a trigger. In the real world, nobody gives a fuck about your triggers, not even things that are actually considered triggers. When a lot of you step out on your own, you are all going to be in for a huge disappointment if you think for one minute anyone gives a damn about your triggers. You are expected to function in society just like everyone else, and when you fail to do so, the state will not hesitate to place you into a Mental Institution. The world will keep spinning with or without you, so don’t ever think for one minute that you’re anything special. Only the strong survive. If you’re too weak to handle things, you will never make it once you move out of mommy’s and daddy’s house.